Ogre Jenni here again (not George). I work for the Jean Cocteau Cinema in Santa Fe, and I'll eat human flesh if they let me! But they never let me…
Jean Cocteau Cinema will show Suicide Squad! It begins Thursday, August 4th, and our tickets are only $8.00 for regular shows, and $7.00 for matinees. Cosplayers rejoice! For better or for worse, we don't have rules barring costumes or masks in our cinema. You can go all out for this one. We will actually have a professional cosplayer at the cinema on Friday and Saturday, so stop by and take a picture with Harley! If they let me out of the basement FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'm going to dress up as the Joker with roller skates. And, as always, we have presents for people who come to the movies in costume.
We will also have 44 ounce Suicide Squad cups availalbe for purchase. Logically, they come with a soda of your choice. We recommend kids make a "Suicide," which (for people who had sodaless/joyless childhoods) is a mixture of all the sodas available at the concessions stand. It's surprisingly drinkable unless you put Diet Coke in there. Anyway, good parents get their kids 44 ounces of soda.
See you at the Cocteau!
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