Every time I think my life could not possibly get any weirder, it does:

http://www.poprageous.com/products/grrm-leggings

I can think a dozen things to say about those leggings, all of which would get me into deep, deep trouble, so I had better just scratch my head and say, “No, really? This must be a joke.”

I don’t think I get any money off these. But who the hell knows at this point?