Jets Game? What Jets game?
Did the Jets play a game? On Monday Night Football, you say?
Those were not the Jets. That was the Weehawken High School Junior Varsity dressed up in Jets uniforms, surely.
The hardest hit of the night was the one the security guys put on the streaker.
Oh, well. Bryce Petty came in and showed flashes. That was something. One nice long TD pass… and a lot of misses. We’ll see him the rest of the way, I am told. Good. Maybe with some reps in practice, he can improve.
An APB has been put out for Gang Green’s once heralded D.
(The Jets being the Jets, now that they have been officially eliminated from the playoffs, they will probably win a few meaningless end-of-season games, just to mess up their draft position).
Life is meaningless and full of pain.