
Here’s the latest about the ELDER RING movie that was announced a few days ago.
A24 is a kickass studio, and Alex Garland is a first rate director.
Current Mood: hopeful
Here’s the latest about the ELDER RING movie that was announced a few days ago.
A24 is a kickass studio, and Alex Garland is a first rate director.
Current Mood: hopeful
For all you Howard Waldrop fans out there… if you enjoyed our short films, the adaptations of MARY-MARGARET ROAD-GRADER, NIGHT OF THE COOTERS, and THE UGLY CHICKENS that we’ve been showing at film festivals over the past couple of years, we have big news a-coming. A Waldrop feature is on the way. All animated, from Lion Forge.
It’s an adaptation of Howard’s novella A DOZEN TOUGH JOBS, his take on the Twelve Labors of Hercules. Joe Lansdale, the Sage of Nacogdoches, father of Hap and Leonard, and creator of Bubba Ho-Tep, did the screenplay, and no one could have done it better except maybe Howard His Own Self.
(I know, I know. Some of you will just be pissed off by this, as you are by everything I announce here that is not about Westeros or THE WINDS OF WINTER. You have given up on me, or on the book. I will never finish WINDS, If I do, I will never finish A DREAM OF SPRING. If I do, it won’t be any good. I ought to get some other writer to pinch hit for me… I am going to die soon anyway, because I am so old. I lost all interest in A Song of Ice and Fire decades ago. I don’t give a shit about writing any longer, I just sit around and spend my money. I edit the Wild Cards books too, but you hate Wild Cards. You may hate everything else I have ever written, the Hugo-winners and Hugo-losers, “A Song for Lya” and DYING OF THE LIGHT, “Sandkings” and BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, “This Tower of Ashes” and “The Stone City,” OLD MARS and OLD VENUS and ROGUES and WARRIORS and DANGEROUS WOMEN and all the other anthologies I edited with my friend Gardner Dozois, You don’t care about any of those, I know. You don’t care about anything but WINDS OF WINTER. You’ve told me so often enough).
Thing is, I do care about them.
And I care about Westeros and WINDS as well. The Starks and Lannisters and Targaryens, Tyrion and Asha, Dany and Daenerys, the dragons and the direwolves, I care about them all. More than you can ever imagine.
I loved “A Dozen Tough Jobs” the first time I read it, ages ago. I loved Howard too. It saddens me that he did not live long enough to see the film; I hope we do him justice. How can we not? Hercules, Howard, Joe, Lion Forge… I wish you all could share my excitement at the prospect of this movie.
For those who do, The Hollywood Reporter broke the story
Current Mood: determined
The Miami Science Fiction Film Festival was held January 18-19, down in Florida (natch). Mike Cassutt and I were there… we had a series of meetings that week, and we’d enetered MARY-MARGARET ROAD-GRADER in the festival.
The film was well received, as I reported downstream in my post about the festival. We came away with four awards. Steven Paul Judd took two of them; he took Best Director, and also won the prestigious Russell Bates Award. MARY-MARGARET also won honors for its costuming and wardrobe… and Miami was kind enough to present me with a lifetime achievement award.
We were not able to attend the awards presentation at the festival, and I believe there were some delays with the trophies. They were finally completed, however, and the rockets arrived here in Santa Fe a couple of day ago.
The Bates Award was shipped directly to Steven Paul Judd; the other three turned up here, and will be distributed to the winners. (Steven’s when he returns to Santa Fe in a few weeks to direct his next episode of DARK WINDS. He has been doing an amazing job for us since he joined the show. Super talented guy. And DARK WINDS itself has been kicking ass and taking names. If you have not been watching it, you don’t know what you are missing).
And speaking of film festivals… if any of you are in Texas this weekend, do check out the schedule for the Dallas International Film Festival, to be held this weekend. Another of our Waldrop shorts, THE UGLY CHICKENS, is entered in the shorts competition. I am told it’s scheduled for Sunday. Sid Khalsa will be on hand to help present it. TUC was adapted by Michael Cassutt from Howard’s Nebula-winning short story, and was directed by Mark Raso. The one and only Felicia Day stars.
Current Mood: pleased
Gray Alys has come to the internet.
IN THE LOST LANDS, the film adaptation of my short story by the same name, had its premiere at my Jean Cocteau Cinema in Santa Fe on February 8, but if you missed it in the theatres, you can now catch it on streaming, where it opened April 8. Paul W.S. Anderson, of RESIDENT EVIL and MONSTER HUNTER fame, directed the movie, from a screenplay by Constantin Werner. Milla Jovovich and Dave Bautista starred.
The story was one of my earliest fantasies, originally published in 1972 in an anthology called AMAZONS II. There was a time when I hoped to make Gray Alys a series character, but… alas… I never got around to writing that all important second story.
On other fronts…
We’ve been making steady progress with the series of short films that I’ve been producing the last couple of years, most of them based on classic short stories by Howard Waldrop. MARY-MARGARET ROAD GRADER and THE UGLY CHICKENS are both out of the festival circuit, making the rounds. For those of you in Texas (or nearby), you can catch THE UGLY CHICKENS at the Dallas International Film Festival, April 25 – May 1. Mark Raso directed, from a script by Michael Cassutt. Felicia Day stars.
Two more shorts are on the way. The fourth of the Waldrop series, which we’re calling FRIENDS FOREVER, is in the final stages of post production, and should be ready for the festival circuit in another month or two. Meanwhile, we have just wrapped our first Non Waldrop short, THE SUMMER MACHINE, scripted and directed by Michael Cassutt, from a story by yours truly. We shot that one here in New Mexico, down by Alamogordo and Los Cruces. Lina Esco stars, with Charles Martin Smith and Matt Frewer. We are just about to start submitting it to film fests around the country and the world; will be sure to let you know when and where it gets accepted.
Oh, and DARK WINDS is going really well too. This is our best season yet.
Current Mood: bouncy
Save the date: FEBRUARY 28, 2025.
That’s the day that Vertical will release IN THE LOST LANDS in theaters nationwide. Milla Jovovich stars as Gray Alys, with Dave Bautista as the hunter Boyce.
Paul W.S. Anderson, whose previous work includes HUNTER HUNTER, EVENT HORIZON, and the RESIDENT EVIL series, directed the film. Anderson and Constantin Werner wrote the adaptation, based on my short story. “In the Lost Lands” was one of my earliest fantasies, first published in 1982 in the anthology AMAZONS II.
A long time ago, I had hoped to write a series of stories about Gray Alys and those bold enough to buy from her… but life and other stories intervened, and somehow I never got around to writing that second tale. But who knows? If the film does well enough, maybe I will finally write that sequel. In my copious spare time.
Until then, do check out the movie. It’s dark and twisted and atmospheric, and a lot of fun.
Current Mood: scared
THE THICKET is one of Joe Lansdale’s best books — and believe me, that’s saying something, since the Sage of Nacodoches has written a lot of them. Science fiction, mystery, horror, fantasy, humor, westerns, Joe can do it all.
And now THE THICKET is a major motion picture as well, starring the one and only Peter Dinklage and Juliette Lewis.
We’ll be premiering THE THICKET this Saturday at the Jean Cocteau Cinema in Santa Fe.
And Joe Lansdale, His Own Self, will be on hand in person to join us, and answer questions afterward.
Don’t miss it.
Saw FURIOSA last week on an Imax screen. The latest Mad Max movie… though, oddly, without Mad Max. I don’t think there’s a better action director in the field than George Miller. The fights in FURIOSA are spectacular, especially on Imax.
I saw my first Mad Max film back in 1981. That was ROAD WARRIOR, the second in the series (did not catch the first one until a few years later — I am not even sure it was ever released in Santa Fe). The chase sequence blew me away. The best ever put to film, I thought. So good that I dragged Roger Zelazny out to see it a few days later, to show him what the film version of DAMNATION ALLEY should have l0oked like.. and could have looked like, if they had hired the right director. And they almost did, as it happens. But that’s another story.
I would still rank ROAD WARRIOR’s climactic action chase as one of the best in movie history, especially since it was all practical, amazing real world stuntwork and not the sort of SFX and AI that dominates so many movies currently. George Miller keeps trying to top himself. BEYOND THUNDERDOME had some great action too, with the train chase… and the fight in the Thunderdome, though that was a different sort of animal. After that there was a long hiatus before FURY ROAD came along, with a different Max and several huge chase scenes. You can make a case for that one being bolder and bigger than any that had come before, though on balance I still liked ROAD WARRIOR more.
With FURIOSA, though, there’s no doubt. Of course, Miller had a much bigger budget this time. I think the original MAD MAX was made with the loose change he found in his couch pillows. FURIOSA probably cost more than the first four Max movies put together. Given its structure, it could just as easily been five features, or maybe three seasons of a television series. I liked Anya Taylor Joy, who played Furiosa this time around. The girl who played Furiosa as a child was good as well. I liked Tom Burke (Praetorian Jack) and Chris Hemsworth as Dementus too… and the Citadel is a cool set, though it was used with more impact in FURY ROAD.
Overall, though, ROAD WARRIOR is still my favorite Mad Max movie. FURIOSA and FURY ROAD both had their merits, but I’d still rank them below the second and third Mel Gibson films. The new ones are bigger and more expensive, and the action scenes are huge… but the worldbuilding, the secondary characters, and the stories cannot compare.
And I miss the epilogues. The closing scenes of both ROAD WARRIOR and BEYOND THUNDERDOME are beautifully written, and make me choke up whenever I see them.
I love the bittersweet flavor of the epilogues. In both instances Max is left by himself, standing alone in the road… which fits the character that was established in the first film, the loner so broken by the death of his wife and child that he no longer wants to be part of any community. He does not want to be a hero (as Aunty Entity sings in THUNDERDOME), does not want to love again (and lose again, perhaps), but there is still a remnant of the cop he was buried inside him, and he finds himself dragged into heroism regardless.
FURY ROAD and FURIOSA have much darker endings than the earlier films. They take place entirely in the Wasteland, where no shred of civilization remains. The Green Place, where Furiosa is born, is seen in the new movie and sought after in previous one, but when finally found only death and corruption remains. The Wasteland is ruled over by bloodthirsty gangs and their insane overlords. In FURIOSA the only choice seem to be between Dementus and Immortan Joe… and slavery and death, always on the menu too. Is there anything beyond the Waste? If so no one mentions it. The earlier Mel Gibson films were much more balanced, their characters painted in shades of grey, even Max himself. Bartertown and Auntie Entity, Master Blaster, the Lost Tribe (and the legendary Captain Walker), the pilot and his son from THUNDERDOME, and from ROAD WARRIOR Pappagallo, the Gyro Captain, the Mechanic and the Warrior Woman, and of course the Feral Kid… some of them die along the way, but more survive. Max might be might a reluctant hero, but he is a hero nonetheless, and thanks to that heroism, we get a semblence of a happy ending… at least in the epilogues.
George Miller has talked of wanting to do another film in the sequence, a movie called THE WASTELAND that would tell the story of what Max himself was doing between THUNDERDOME and FURY ROAD. Having Mad Max in a Mad Max movie seems like a good idea… though less so if all he is going to be doing in wandering the Wasteland again. Surely by now we have seen enough sand and stone and desolation.
I would be far more interested in seeing what is happening elsewhere in Australia. How is the Gyro Captain doing as the leader of the Great Northern Tribe (on the ocean somewhere, presumably, maybe up by Darwin or Townsville). How long did he rule? Did he build more gyros? When did Feral Kid succeed him (presumably after he learned to talk), and what happened then? And the Lost Tribe from BEYOND THUNDERDOME, they wind up in a ruined Melbourne at the end, lighting the lights to bring the wanderers home, and telling the tell the tell to the next generation so they remember who they are and where they came from (a beautiful speech). There are stories there that I would love to hear one day, stories richer and deeper and more moving than anything going on in the wastes.
The problem is, Max can’t be part of those stories. The epilogues made it clear; neither the Lost Tribe nor the Great Northern Tribe ever saw the road warrior again…
Ah, well. That’s a problem for George Miller and his team. I have my own issues back home in Westeros and Essos. Worldbuilding can be a bitch.
I understand that FURIOSA has not done nearly was hoped, so maybe Miller will never get to make another Mad Max film. That would be a pity, I think. Whether set in the Great Red Center or the ruins of Melbourne, regardless of which characters it featured, I suspect Max VI would have splendid action scenes. No one does that better than Miller.
Maybe someone should hire him to do a remake of DAMNATION ALLEY. We’d finally get a proper Hell Tanner, and Roger would get the movie he always deserved.
Current Mood: thoughtful
If you missed seeing our adaptation of Howard Waldrop’s classic short NIGHT OF THE COOTERS when it was out on the film festival circuit, I’m pleased to say that you have another chance. This year’s Balticon will be featuring a program of short films, and COOTERS will be one of the movies they are showing.
Balticon will be held over Memorial Day weekend (May 27-31), in Baltimore, Maryland.
Meantime, our second Waldrop short, Steven Paul Judd’s adaptation of MARY-MARGARET ROAD-GRADER, has just been accepted for the deadCenter Film Festival in Oklahoma City.
MARY-MARGARET is on submission to half a dozen other film festivals, around the country and the world. Watch this space for details as to when and where it will be showing.
THE UGLY CHICKENS is coming soon as well, and after that, FRIENDS FOREVER. Dates and details to come.
Howard Waldrop was one of the great ones. We’ve tried to do justice to his genius with these short films… but no one can match H’ard itself. Come see the shorts, if you have a chance. And read the stories.
Current Mood: accomplished
Howard Waldrop is gone, but his work will live on.
We’ve completed work on two more short films, based on a couple of Howard’s best stories (he wrote so many, it was very hard to choose).
You can find the trailer for MARY-MARGARET ROAD GRADER several posts down.
And here’s the latest one, an adaptation of Howard’s most famous story, THE UGLY CHICKENS. Winner of the Nebula. Winner of the World Fantasy Award. Nominee for the Hugo, but, alas, not a winner. A pity, that. Howard never won a Hugo, but in some more Waldropian world he has ten of them lined up on his mantle.
Felicia Day (SUPERNATURAL, THE GUILD, DR. HORRIBLE’S SING ALONG BLOG) stars in our film of “that dodo story.” Mark Raso (COPENHAGEN, KODACHRONE) directed. Michael Cassutt (TWILIGHT ZONE, MAX HEADROOM, TV101, EERIE INDIANA, and many more) did the screenplay.
Howard saw a rough cut of the film before he died. He liked it, which pleases me no end. I only wish we had been able to screen the final cut for him.
Meanwhile, here’s our trailer.
We’re taking THE UGLY CHICKENS and MARY-MARGARET ROAD GRADER out on the film festival circuit, as we did with NIGHT OF THE COOTERS before them. Don’t know yet when and where you will be able to see them — that depends on the festivals — but watch this space, and I will be sure to let you know where the films are playing.
Current Mood: pleased
Howard Waldrop had a new book out last year: H’ARD STARTS: THE EARLY WALDROP, from Subterranean Press. Brad Denton and I put it together. It was a collection of Howard’s earliest work — the stories he wrote for comic book fanzines in the 60s and early 70s, some plays from college, con reports, articles from CRAWDADDY, a sketch he wrote for Red Skelton (Red passed), sword and sorcery in the mode of Robert E. Howard, science fiction in the mode of Cordwainer Smith, and his earliest pro work, including his first sale, one of the last stories bought by John W. Campbell Jr. Plus the never-published “Davy Crockett Shoots the Moon,” a story purely in the mode of Howard Waldrop. All of it tied together by a series of interviews done by Brad Denton, wherein H’ard told the stories behind the stories, and how all this came to be.
It’s a swell book, if I do say so myself. Howard liked it too. If you missed it, you can still grab a copy from SubPress, autographed by me, Brad, and Howard himself.
https://subterraneanpress.com/hstew/
Howard also had a movie out last year… well, actually the year before, but overlapping. NIGHT OF THE COOTERS, an adaptation of his novelette of the same name, debuted at the LA Shorts Film Festival, where it won the award for Best Sci-Fi. Scripted by Joe Lansdale, directed and starring Vincent d’Onofrio, produced by the sfx wizards at Trioscope, it spent most of the year on the festival circuit, screening at the Atlanta Film Festival, the Dubuque Film Festival, FilmQuest in Provo, Utah, the New York Shorts Film Festival, Midwest WeirdFest in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, and the Santa Fe International Film Festival, winning several additional awards along the way.
Howard liked it too.
COOTERS was just the beginning, though. Only the first of a series of short films — and one full-length feature, we hope — we have been making, based on some of Howard’s astonishing, and unique, stories. He wrote so many, it was hard to know where to start, but start we did, and I am pleased to say that we have three more Waldrop movies filmed and in the can, in various stages of post production. Some of you — the lucky ones — will get a chance to see them this year, at a film festival near you. As with COOTERS, we’re taking them out on the festival circuit.
First one out of the chute will be MARY-MARGARET ROAD GRADER. We were able to screen a rough cut for Howard just a few days before his death. I am so so so glad we did. And I am thrilled to be able to report that he loved it.
We can’t show it to the world yet. But here’s a trailer, to give you all a taste.
MARY-MARGARET was adapted and directed by Steven Paul Judd, and features an all-indigenous cast, with Crystal Lightning as Mary-Margaret and Martin Sensemeier as Billy-Bob Chevrolet. The tractors are all by our friends at Trioscope.
I will be sure to let you know where the movie will be appearing just as soon as we hear back from some of those film festivals.
And there’s more coming after that. Next up will be THE UGLY CHICKENS, Howard’s most famous story, which won the Nebula and the World Fantasy Award (and should have won the Hugo too, if you ask me). That one is almost done, and I hope to have a trailer for you soon. Further down the pike is the film we’re calling FRIENDS FOREVER (that will not be the final title), which should be ready in another four-five months.
And after that, we hope we hope, will come the feature, a full length adaptation of A DOZEN TOUGH JOBS. Have not started filming on that yet, but the deals are in place. The amazing Joe Lansdale adapted the novella, and Howard loved the script.
I wish he was here to see the movies. To see all the movies.
Howard’s gone. But his genius lives on.
Current Mood: pleased
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