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So… a friend of a friend was in Spain recently, and visited Barcelona.<\/p>\n

One of my favorite cities.\u00a0\u00a0 In Spain, in Europe, or, well… anywhere.\u00a0 It has been way too long since I was there.\u00a0 Many cool things to see in Barcelona.\u00a0 Including, it would seem, a Chocolate Museum<\/em>.\u00a0\u00a0 I’ve never been there myself, but… well… my friend’s friend DID go to the Chocolate Museum, where they found..<\/p>\n

…A chocolate me.<\/p>\n

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I find myself at a loss for words, but full of questions.<\/p>\n

Am I made of dark chocolate or milk chocolate?\u00a0 No idea.\u00a0\u00a0 Am I solid chocolate, or do I have a filling?\u00a0 Nougat?\u00a0\u00a0 Peanut butter?\u00a0\u00a0 Nuts?\u00a0 Does the museum have a display of chocolate writers, where I am to be found between chocolate Tolkien and chocolate Cervantes?\u00a0 Or other sorts of chocolate celebrities?\u00a0 Singers, actors, politicians?\u00a0 (Avoid the chocolate Trump, he’s poisonous).<\/p>\n

Or is this item to be found in the gift shop, available for purchase?\u00a0\u00a0 That fills me with dread.\u00a0\u00a0 So many people are cross with me because of how long it is taking me to finish THE WINDS OF WINTER?\u00a0 Will they be buying chocolate me by the thousands and biting off my chocolate head in their wroth?<\/p>\n

But maybe it’s not me after all.\u00a0\u00a0 The guy in the picture is using an Apple laptop.\u00a0\u00a0 I use a DOS desktop, so…<\/p>\n

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