{"id":4642,"date":"2018-03-26T17:49:42","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T17:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/?p=4642"},"modified":"2018-04-11T15:21:38","modified_gmt":"2018-04-11T15:21:38","slug":"yowza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/2018\/03\/26\/yowza\/","title":{"rendered":"Yowza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hiya, kids, hiya, hiya.<\/p>\n<p>Never mind The Count. Here&#8217;s counting the Gremlin&#8217;s Way.<\/p>\n<p>OFF WE GO!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/503811_600.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Even better!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/504213_600.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ooops, ouch, ouch ouch ouch.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/504864_600.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bing bang boom!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/504792_600.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One for all and all for one.<\/p>\n<p>The dragon has three heads.<\/p>\n<p>Plunk your magic twangers.<\/p>\n<p>I could tell you, but then I&#8217;d have to kill you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hiya, kids, hiya, hiya. Never mind The Count. Here&#8217;s counting the Gremlin&#8217;s Way. OFF WE GO! Even better! Ooops, ouch, ouch ouch ouch. Bing bang boom! One for all and all for one. The dragon has three heads. Plunk your magic twangers. I could tell you, but then I&#8217;d have to kill you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[11],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4642"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4642"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4647,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4642\/revisions\/4647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}