{"id":3703,"date":"2009-01-07T11:08:38","date_gmt":"2009-01-07T11:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/?p=3703"},"modified":"2017-09-28T19:46:00","modified_gmt":"2017-09-28T19:46:00","slug":"grumpy-old-phan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/2009\/01\/07\/grumpy-old-phan\/","title":{"rendered":"Grumpy Old Phan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m watching ESPN this morning and they&#8217;ve got a story about the upcoming playoff game between the Ravens and the Titans.  Ravens rookie QB Joe Flacco has been given a nickname by his teammates, the reporter announces &#8212; &#8220;Joe Cool.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pfui.  I have nothing against Joe Flacco, who seems to be a promising young talent, but why can&#8217;t this new generation of NFL players make up their own fraking nicknames???  There&#8217;s only one Joe Cool, and his last name was Montana, not Flacco.<\/p>\n<p>And while I am on the subject, there&#8217;s only one LT, and he was a linebacker for the New York Giants, not the oft-injured running back for that team in San Diego.<\/p>\n<p>Next thing we know, ESPN will be telling us that some wet-behind-the-ears young kids just out of college want to be called &#8220;Night Train&#8221; and &#8220;Crazylegs.&#8221;  Well, I saw it&#8217;s spinach and I say the hell with it.<\/p>\n<p>The commish needs to start slapping big fines on these clowns for inappropriate misappropriation of nicknames. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m watching ESPN this morning and they&#8217;ve got a story about the upcoming playoff game between the Ravens and the Titans. Ravens rookie QB Joe Flacco has been given a nickname by his teammates, the reporter announces &#8212; &#8220;Joe Cool.&#8221; Pfui. I have nothing against Joe Flacco, who seems to be a promising young [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3703"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3704,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3703\/revisions\/3704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}