{"id":3106,"date":"2010-04-05T15:58:43","date_gmt":"2010-04-05T15:58:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/?p=3106"},"modified":"2017-09-21T19:01:15","modified_gmt":"2017-09-21T19:01:15","slug":"rand-althor-talks-trash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/2010\/04\/05\/rand-althor-talks-trash\/","title":{"rendered":"Rand al&#8217;Thor Talks Trash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of the wizards at Suvudu, I have just been informed that Rand al&#8217;Thor has responded to Ser Jamie Lannister&#8217;s challenge to make their cage mathc final a Trial of Seven.<\/p>\n<p>Rand&#8217;s response:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ser Lannister, you do not fool me with your !\u02dcchallenge&#8217;!\u201dnor do I feel challenged in any way by our upcoming match.<\/p>\n<p>!\u0153I will meet on whatever field of battle you deem fit; it makes no difference to me.  If you prefer for your people to be able to see your demise, I salute that.<\/p>\n<p>!\u0153Bring as many of your warriors as you can muster!\u201dyou need not even limit yourself to seven.<\/p>\n<p>!\u0153As for me?  I will be alone, comforted in the knowledge that I have nothing to fear from any you. <\/p>\n<p>!\u0153I wish you well, Jaime.  For soon you will be nothing but a name in The White Book, just as you are nothing but a man in golden armor.!\u009d<\/p>\n<p>=======================================================================<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/grrm\/pic\/0009hyx0\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-content\/uploads\/import\/s320x240292\" width=\"88\" height=\"240\" border='0'\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Inside Maegor&#8217;s Holdfast, in the heart of the Red Keep, Tyrion read the message over twice, and grinned.  &#8220;Seven save us,&#8221; he said.  &#8220;He went for it.&#8221;  He laughed.  &#8220;We may have found someone even more arrogant than you, brother.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jaime frowned.  &#8220;You wrong me.  I have grown much humbler since I lost my hand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This Rand has lost one too.  It doesn&#8217;t seem to have humbled him any.  You may yet survive this encounter.  He&#8217;s going to fight alone, and yet he says that you may bring as many warriors as you can muster.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Six will suffice,&#8221; Jaime insisted.  &#8220;A trial of seven, that was what I proposed.  The septons claim the number seven is pleasing to the gods.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why not bring seven hundred and seventy-seven friends, then?&#8221; said Tyrion.  &#8220;Think how pleased the gods would be by that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; said Jaime.  &#8220;An army would just force him to use his balefire.  Seven I said, and seven it will be.  To bring more would be dishonorable.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But seven against one suits you fine, does it?&#8221;  Tyrion chuckled.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I gave him the chance to bring six friends,&#8221; said Jaime.  &#8220;Is it my fault he chose to fight alone?  If he drops his sword, I don&#8217;t mean to pick it up for him either.&#8221;  He tapped his golden hand against his good one.  &#8220;Who to bring, though?  The Hound, for one.  Perhaps Barristan Selmy, if he hasn&#8217;t grown too old.  And that big wench Brienne, she &#8212; &#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, no, NO,&#8221; said Tyrion.  &#8220;None of them.  Leave the other six to me.  I worded your challenge very carefully, brother.  The Dragon Reborn has no notion of what he has let himself in for.  But he opened the door&#8230; and some very interesting folks are coming through.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>(As ever, comments on this post should go to Suvudu, not here). <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy of the wizards at Suvudu, I have just been informed that Rand al&#8217;Thor has responded to Ser Jamie Lannister&#8217;s challenge to make their cage mathc final a Trial of Seven. 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