{"id":1284,"date":"2014-10-31T11:22:30","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T11:22:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/?p=1284"},"modified":"2017-08-29T19:57:17","modified_gmt":"2017-08-29T19:57:17","slug":"happy-halloween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/2014\/10\/31\/happy-halloween\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My life just keeps getting more and more surreal.<\/p>\n<p>I thought it was pretty odd last year, when the GAME OF THRONES &#8211; inspired Halloween costumes offered for sale on the internet included not only Jon Snow, Dany, Melisandre, and other characters from the show, but also one based on me.&nbsp; Whoever heard of dressing up as a writer for trick or treating?&nbsp; I&#39;ve never seen a Stephen King costume, a Scott Fitzgerald costume, a Herman Melville costume.&nbsp; But there it was, a George R.R. Martin.&nbsp; &quot;It can&#39;t get any weirder than this,&quot; I thought.<\/p>\n<p>Hoo boy, was I wrong about that.<\/p>\n<p>This year, believe it or not, PLAYBOY has unveiled a &quot;Sexy George R.R. Martin&quot; costume.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ic.pics.livejournal.com\/grrm\/7059164\/218647\/218647_original.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"PlayboySexyHalloween3\" src=\"http:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-content\/uploads\/import\/218647_900.jpg\" title=\"PlayboySexyHalloween3\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#39;t say that I&#39;ve ever had a thing for bearded women, but I have to confess, Sexy George R.R. Martin is&#8230; er&#8230; sexy.&nbsp; But there is something deeply disturbing about being turned on by yourself.&nbsp; Stranger than incest.&nbsp; Or even twincest.<\/p>\n<p>There&#39;s a video too.&nbsp; Check it out, along with some of the other strange &#39;sexy&#39; costumes PLAYBOY has come up with, at<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.playboy.com\/articles\/halloween-costumes-2014<\/p>\n<p>I am frightened to think what next Halloween may bring&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My life just keeps getting more and more surreal. I thought it was pretty odd last year, when the GAME OF THRONES &#8211; inspired Halloween costumes offered for sale on the internet included not only Jon Snow, Dany, Melisandre, and other characters from the show, but also one based on me.&nbsp; Whoever heard of dressing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[32,229],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1285,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1284\/revisions\/1285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/georgerrmartin.com\/notablog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}